Creative people are like a wet towel You wring them out…

The first year of marriage is like wet cement

— Robert Wolgemuth

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

— Pamela Anderson

While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave…

— Mariella Frostrup

I took a job at the pool in order to earn the five cents a day it cost to swim. I counted wet towels.…

— Esther Williams

The best you can sometimes do is learn to take a breath, count to ten and simply accept that try as you might, no,…

— Jeffrey Kluger

When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or…

— Erma Bombeck

It's not all wet towels and naked women. I was so disappointed to learn that.

— Kenny Rogers

Odors from decaying food wafting through the air when the door is opened, colorful mold growing between a wet gym uniform and thedamp carpet…

— Barbara Coloroso

“She’d never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out…

— Robyn Carr

“If passion was a substance I would say it is dark brown, and then blood red. It's like wet grass, tons of it soaked…

— Eileen Myles

“And is that what love looks like - all wet mouth sand your skirt rucked up?”

— David Nicholls

“I got a feeling this whole thing is going to come apart like wet bread.”

— Natalie Babbitt

I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth.

— William Faulkner

“My penis is like a wet noodle, only not as thick. Or tasty.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She was warm and smelt like a wet sparrow.”

— Andrzej Sapkowski