If you're running around on bald tires, it doesn't take a…

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.

— Murray Walker

“With four tires on every car in the world, there’s too much rubber. All the Johns should take the condoms off their Johnsons.”

— Jarod Kintz

Once the tires start to wear out the better car will prevail eventually. It might take a little bit of time, but eventually it…

— Joey Logano

Overwork tires; underwork wearies.

— Francis Balfour-Browne

Thing is, I don't really like free time. People are always warning me that I'm going to burn out. But the truth is, the…

— Michael Strahan

Power tires only those who do not have it.

— Giulio Andreotti

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it.

— Nikhil Saluja

New York is a fascinating city. I think it's a very inspiring city, but it's overpowering when you get older. It tires me now.…

— Max von Sydow

God never tires of forgiving us.

— Pope Francis

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

— Linda J. Furney

And he's lost both right front tires.

— Murray Walker

I live like in the days of Daniel Boone, hauling water by hand. I used to have two Rolls-Royces. Now I got one. It's…

— Dick Dale

I prefer natural hardwood lump charcoal - the other stuff makes your food taste like Goodyear tires.

— Anonymous

People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the…

— Peter Baynham

Bus routes reach the most obscure corners of Paris. There's also the Metro - and especially the great Line No. 1, which runs on…

— Serge Schmemann