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“Gregory writes of Armageddon as if the Devil is getting off on using him literally to write that iniquitous beast into existence, into the…

— A.K. Kuykendall

When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.

— Corey Taylor

“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a…

— Daniel Keidl

“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet…

— A.J. Lauer

Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the…

— Michael Palin

“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.”

— Neil Gaiman

“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank…

— Daniel Keidl

It boils down to this: we should have done with humbug, and let war be war, and not a game ... If there were…

— Leo Tolstoy

I have no belief in The Bible or religion, but I think Armageddon was a lucky guess. I honestly think it's going to happen.

— George Michael

“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot,…

— Daniel Keidl

No where else in Christianity does the terrible or heroic name of Armageddon play such role as in America. Not even in the Revelation…

— Jürgen Moltmann

We will have to wait a little longer to see if Armageddon has arrived.

— John McCain

Also, we will make promise. So long as The Blood endures, I shall know that your good is mine: ye shall feel that my…

— Rudyard Kipling

Call me a flaming radical burning for attention, but my real intention is to spark a discussion of how we can peacefully transform our…

— Kathy Change

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well.…

— Anonymous