I did everything but drink the bong water when I was young.

Real slow hits from the bong... Make me feel like Cheech, And I'm kickin' it with Chong.

— B-Real

Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get…

— Henry Ford

Weed in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bongs and blunts…

— Jasie Stott

Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.

— John Mayer

[Bong Joon-ho'] is quite different but technically, he is as clever as [Alfred] Hitchcock. That's saying something. In humanitarian terms, I think he is…

— John Hurt

Bong Joon-ho is enormously sensitive to performance. He knows what he needs to see and that's all he needs to shoot. He is so…

— John Hurt

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

Major Richard Bong was an example of the tragic and terrible price we must pay to maintain principles of human rights, of greater value…

— Eddie Rickenbacker

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my…

— Stephen Colbert

I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't…

— Bob Saget

When I hit the bong I'm Godzilla takin' over Hong Kong Eatin' wonton with a shotgun in long johns.

— Redman

On his method for lighting up: "Nothing special, but I do blunts, cigarellos, pipes, bongs, bowls, I'll smoke out of an old Timberland boot…

— Devin the Dude

Sticks and stones and weed and bongs

— Anonymous

Steer clear of pot. It's an ambition zapper. Wait till you've made it. When you're 45 buy a bong. But for now, buy a suit.

— Greg Gutfeld