I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once

— Im Nothing

It's fun to slap people around.

— George Clooney

I've seen 'karma' slap people in the face. You have to be good to people. It really does come around.

— Kirsten Dunst

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I…

— Chris Tucker

I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself…

— Alan Ladd

I wish I was hard of hearing like you. You have no idea how many times I've heard this, and how many times I've…

— Anonymous

“Doc was collecting marine animals in the Great Tide Pool on the tip of the Peninsula. It is a fabulous place: when the tide…

— John Steinbeck

I have sworn before a picture of the old and mourned comrade Stalin that I won’t rest until I see these capitalist octopuses annihilated.

— Che Guevara

“She exuded sexuality almost tangible, like ink obscuring the waters around the octopus before it strikes.”

— Travis Luedke

There was no escape from the letter-writer who, a hundred or a hundred and twenty-five years ago, captured a coveted correspondent. It would have…

— Agnes Repplier

I wonder if, in the dark night of the sea, the octopus dreams of me.

— N. Scott Momaday

The first time I had a baked potato, I was eight years old at a friend's house. Most white kids growing up have a…

— Scott Fujita

“Everything is octopusied.”

— Wendy Williams

Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with.

— Dana Gould

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours."…

— Frank Carson