Your dick gets less action than a WHITE CRAYON.

Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon.

— Cuts And Scars

Your dick gets less action than Michael Jackson at a retirement home.

— HamsterNuts

You are about as useful as a white crayon.

— Humaira

WTF is the use of a white crayon? Dumbass Crayola dont think children use white paper????

— Scar Simmons

I wish I could be a white crayon, so no one would use me.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I wish I was a white crayon , so then no one would use me .

— Kylee

I finally found out what the white crayon is for. It's so you can write his name over & over again and no one…

— Bernajoy Vaal

Sometimes I feel as useless as the white crayon.

— Anonymous

I wish I was the white crayon. Then no one would use me...

— Anonymous

When drawing the sun, try to have on hand colored paper, chalk, felt-tip markers, crayons, pencils, ball point pens. You can draw a sun…

— Bruno Munari

You get older and you are a whole mess of things, new thoughts, sorry feelings, big plans, enormous doubts, goling along hoping and getting…

— Virginia Euwer Wolff

The Indian is but a sketch in red crayon of a rudimental manhood. To the problem of his relation to the white race, there…

— Anonymous

I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box.…

— Janet Evanovich

Chances are that any helpful two-year-old will break some eggs. We are often not very good at things when we are new. But there…

— Rachel Naomi Remen

Have you ever wished that you were little again, When your toughest decisions was trying to choose a crayon.

— Anonymous