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“If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?" ~ Gabi”

— Cherise Sinclair

You gotta use hand claps and at the end of the day as weapons when you start to lose control of an argument.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you use hand-held techniques just to make the film stylish I think it's wrong.

— Vilmos Zsigmond

As a lawyer, I hate to use the "on the one hand, but the other".

— Rudy Giuliani

“Gabi glared. "If you want to add some variety to your sex life, why don't you just use your other hand?”

— Cherise Sinclair

Happy birthday greetings is being sent your way, with everything which is good, for your wonderful day.

— Susan Smith

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

— Emily Procter

A common greeting was 'Well, Gillette, how's the razor?' If I had been technically trained, I would have quit.

— King C. Gillette

Greetings and death to our enemies.

— Dan Aykroyd

Warm greetings and best wishes for Christmas and the New Year!

— Anonymous

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael) Thanks, Barney. How’s Betty and Bam Bam…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Seasons Greetings. In warm appreciation of our association during the past year, we extend our very best wishes for a happy holiday season.

— Anonymous

A morning MEAL will make us full, a morning HELLO would make us SMILE, but a mrning PRAYER will mke our day COMPLETE.

— Reymon Iglesia

From all of us Scarborough girls, greetings and thanks. This task required two, working together, trusting each other. It required the "us," not the…

— Nancy Werlin

You're punishing him over and over for things that are out of his control. Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't have a fully loaded…

— Suzanne Collins