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“There’s an old joke about a skydiver who’s blown off course and ends up landing in a tree, dangling above the ground. After awhile someone walks by and the skydiver asks where he is. The passerby answers, “You’re about 20 feet off the ground.” The skydiver replies “You must be a software analyst.”…” quote by Craig Walls
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““There’s an old joke about a skydiver who’s blown off course and ends up landing in a tree, dangling above the ground. After awhile someone walks by and the skydiver asks where he is. The passerby answers, “You’re about 20 feet off the ground.” The skydiver replies “You must be a software analyst.” “You’re right. How did you know?” asks the passerby. “Because what you told me was 100 percent accurate, but completely worthless.””

Craig Walls

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Accurate but irrelevant information can be misleading; precision without relevance offers no real value.

In simple terms: Exact data can be useless.

Key Takeaway

Seek relevance alongside accuracy.

Themes

communication technology humor accuracy relevance critical thinking

Mood

amused critical thoughtful

Type

Joke:1 Techie-quotes:1 Old Joke:1 Joke Skydiver:1 Skydiver Asks:1 Skydiver Replies:1

When to use this quote

  • project management meetings
  • software design reviews
  • client presentations

Key Concepts

software analysis information overload technical jargon misdirection fact‑checking

Questions to Reflect On

  • When does precision become counterproductive?
  • How can teams ensure data is both accurate and useful?
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