A perfumed butthole is still a butthole.

I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable.

— Twiggy

Seems like EVERYONE complains about fake people, so if everyone is being let down, has anyone stopped to think who really is doing it?

— Anonymous

LIFE is full of fake people.

— ICold

“Fake things can't really happen.”

— Robert Munsch

“It all had to be squeezed and squeezed again, to provide a thrill, to provide enjoyment. What did people mean, with their simply determined…

— D.H. Lawrence

You can't even tell, but a lot of the time your favourite rappers are wearing a bunch of fake jewellery.

— Vic Mensa

If I'm going to make a fake movie, it's going to be a fake hit.

— Alan Arkin

My heart?gone my life? ruined my smile? fake who did this? you

— Kristian Winkles

I know a lot of people that have had fake Twitters... actors and musicians that I know. It's sort of a problem. There are…

— Zooey Deschanel

For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things…

— William Gibson

Fuck fake friends!

— Anonymous

"Natural" is a very dangerous word to use about sexuality ... Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely…

— Susie Bright

Some people wake & bake, while others wake & fake~

— DeAngelo Stokes

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

— Carrie Fisher

You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

— Douglas Coupland