I feel handsome,... I'm still far but you are already…

“She looks at me as we walk under a streetlight. “You’re really handsome, you know that?” I don’t know what to say. I don’t…

— A.S. King

You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you…

— Sebastian Horsley

“He felt a frisson of shyness when he pulled his shirt off, but he firmly told his modesty it could go fuck itself in…

— M. Jules Aedin

“The point is: have you ever noticed how we crush a cockroach without further worry and feel no remorse in spite of being in…

— Camilo Gomes Jr

I wish I were a big-mouthed cockroach, so that I could lick all the sugar off your sweet kisses before gently and softly biting…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

“A cockroach stepped out from behind the ketchup, gave me a quick impassive once-over, decided that I was of the Brahmin faith, and walked…

— Ross Macdonald

“Whatever else the entity was, Young was starting to suspect it was also part cockroach.”

— J. Fally

“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a…

— David Wong

I do not think psychoanalysis has a scientific basis. If we can't explain why a cockroach decides to turn left, how can we explain…

— Noam Chomsky

“A beetle will chase after an opening of light, while a cockroach will scatter at a crack of it. How are we different from…

— Suzy Kassem

You cannot disgrace a disgraceful man; you cannot make a shameless man feel ashamed; you cannot make a cockroach a cockroach, because it is…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

You foul, lying, evil little cockroach!

— Anonymous

You do not know fear until you are stuck in a lift…with a flying cockroach.

— Joey

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

— Joseph Wood Krutch

I used to sleep on the floor next to the bed, because I believed that I didn't even deserve a bed to sleep in.…

— Byron Katie