Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts…

“Things are more like they are now...than they have EVER been before!”

— Uncle Arnie Mamath

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts.

— Clive James

How would Elvira run the state of California? Well, there isn't much I could do that is worse than what Arnold Schwarzenegger has done.…

— Cassandra Peterson

The steroids I did were on a very, very low dosage. I didn't want to take a lot of that. I didn't want to…

— Mark McGwire

“Arnold went into treason as into a business, surveying the ground and estimating the possible profits.”

— Van Doren Carl C

I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.

— Brad Wilkerson

I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in…

— Henry Rollins

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

— Craig Kilborn

There's no one in the world close to Arnold Schwarzenegger. He is a phenomenon. He's brilliant.

— Sylvester Stallone

If I would do another 'Terminator' movie I would have Terminator travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

— Ice T

Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?.. God I miss those days.

— Anonymous

Arnold Schwarzenegger made his tax returns public, [and] now there's a problem about him stretching the truth. Apparently under occupation he put down 'actor.'

— Jay Leno

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last year, but…

— Conan O'Brien

Everybody said you're never going to win this whole Classic. You're not strong enough. You're big, you're athletic, you're fast - but you will…

— Hafthor Bjornsson