You know, just because you're a blonde type doesn't mean…

“Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.”

— Terry Pratchett

A comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell…

— Alan Ayckbourn

People think it is all about country music, and I know a lot of country music has come out of there, but like Blonde…

— Elvis Costello

In my room I'd barely closed my eyes when the blonde from the movie house came along and sang her whole song of sorrow…

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

— Raymond Chandler

I have always liked the contrast between being blonde and having dark features.

— Rita Ora

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.

— Mamie Van Doren

Whether we think of Disney's blonde beauty and her pumpkin carriage or Marissa Meyer's recent recasting of 'Cinderella' as a cyborg in the young…

— Marie Rutkoski

“How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?”

— Elizabeth A. Reeves

My baby boo<3

— Anonymous

My hair got lighter, and I gradually went blonde. I liked it. Had more fun. But my image of myself in my head is…

— Lisa Kudrow

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs…

— Andy Lau

“I don’t mean to interrupt your gossip free-for-all, but do you know if there’s a non-GMO or organic section in this grocery store? This…

— Meghan March

I sound New York. I sound East Coast much more than a blonde person from L.A.

— Julie Kavner

Being blonde, for me, means never having to say: 'I'll have the honey-striped half-head of highlights for £200,' to a bored colourist in a…

— Rachel Johnson