I think two side buns tonight. Do you agree, Your…

I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.

— Koren Zailckas

Only common mortals like the Somervilles have good old rotten hates, dear,' said her mother. 'Sir Graham manages to love everybody and wouldn't know…

— Dorothy Dunnett

In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a…

— Cathy Guisewite

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

— Richard Simmons

Enemy giants moved towards the breech, and Tyson picked up the fallen warrior’s club. He yelled something to his fellow blacksmiths – probably ‘FOR…

— Rick Riordan

You can't start motoring up life's road until you get your buns in gear.

— Gene Simmons

When I find that so much of my life has stolen unprofitably away, and that I can descry by retrospection scarcely a few single…

— Samuel Johnson

Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on…

— Mitch Hedberg

Don't start,” he warned. “What?” she said, grinning. “I'm sure all the big, bad trappers have a bun-bun in their houses.

— Jana Oliver

“No phones, no internet and no TV and we manage to make the news in at least three states. What are the odds?” Alex…

— Theresa Shaver

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would…

— Mitch Hedberg

It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun,

— Ray Kroc

The fisherman fishes as the urchin eats cream buns, from lust.

— T. H. White

Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and…

— Nikolai Gogol

I didn’t like to dress up in high school. I wore pajamas all the time. Or I would have my hair in a high…

— Heather Morris