U can lead a mule to a pond but can't make the jackass drink

I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help you when…

— Rick Bragg

“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”

— Kianu Starr

“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.”

— Kianu Starr

“I do believe losing your head has made you more intelligent.”

— Vivian French

“Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked…

— Nenia Campbell

“Alan shrugged. “I love the CBC, really, but being voted its president—” “Co-president,” Sputnik corrected. “—is kind of like being declared King of Nerds.”…

— J.M. Richards

“Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH…

— Hanako Stephens

“I dare us to give up – maybe we’ll reach nirvana by the time we’re sixty.”

— Hanako Stephens

“No—I’ve got it,” Jill announced, interrupting my musing. “He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses…

— J.M. Richards

“The starry sky is absolutely gorgeous tonight. Maybe I'll see a shooting star and can make a wish...especially since I'm getting told to get…

— April Mae Monterrosa

“Treat all the sides of your towel equally because the part you used to wipe your ass today will wipe your face tomorrow.”

— Brighton Mabuya

“It all began with a bucket of eggs.”

— H.L. Stephens

“Does the troll know he's got his head on back to front?”

— Vivian French

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said…

— Robert Jordan

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers