College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students…

“You're in Ireland the summer after you left college and you're drinking at a pub near the castle where every day bus loads of…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The most important knowledge teachers need to do good work is a knowledge of how students are experiencing learning and perceiving their teacher's actions.

— Stephen Brookfield

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent…

— Craig Kilborn

Teachers who are not actively involved in the learning process themselves, force their students to drink from stagnant water

— Jean-Baptiste de La Salle

My advice to you... is to start drinking heavily.

— John Belushi

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard…

— Rick Moranis

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

My parents made me finish high school before I started acting, and I did, like, two weeks of fine arts college before I was…

— Jessica Pare

Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"

— Chris Rock

College is like a woman: you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come. We used to…

— Dan Rather

After college I was like, Oh, I want to play pro,' but I didn't know exactly what that meant.

— Jordan Larson

Before college, I was Cyndi, and then I think I went to college and I was like, 'You know what? Now I'm Cynthia.'

— Cynthia Watros

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have…

— Billy Eichner