It was a very inexact apocalypse.

Statistics is the first of the inexact sciences.

— Edmond de Goncourt

Quotations--always inexact. I don't trust people who cannot even copy out.

— Jean Rostand

“Some midnight-of-all or other [apocalypse] was predicted every few days or nights. Most came to nothing, leaving relevant prophets cringing with a unique embarrassment…

— China Miéville

The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P

— Anonymous

“People have always been good at imagining the end of the world, which is much easier to picture than the strange sidelong paths of…

— Rebecca Solnit

The day came. The wrath descended. Sin, guilt, and retribution? The manic psychoses of those entities we referred to as states, institutions, systems -…

— Philip K. Dick

In the New Testament alone there are Gospels, acts, epistles, and an apocalypse. Gospels contain literary forms like miracles, parables, pronouncements, proverbs, farewell discourses,…

— Craig Blomberg

“It was a comfortable, familiar apocalypse,”

— Adrian Barnes

Nuclear apocalypse-who do you need? Actors are probably not top of the list. What can I do for you? I can pretend to be…

— Christian Bale

“The world did not end with a bang, nor did it end with a whimper. It was more of a chomp. And a slurp.”

— J. Rudolph

Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ...…

— Edward Eggleston

If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

The end of the world begins the moment you die.

— Billy Graham

A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the robot apocalypse…

— Mike Pesca

People always wonder when the world is going to end. I believe that the world will end when everyone stops loving.

— Nichole Fickes