The best unpaid sex, where you and the woman are really…

The best paid sex can still be really great and really intense, but, you know, without the emotional passion there, it's not going to…

— Chester Brown

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

— Anonymous

“Once a girl has been paid for sex, it can prove exceedingly difficult to break the habit.”

— Loren Niva

“How the hell did he get himself into this position in the first place? Oh, yeah, some little woman approached him in a bar…

— Melissa Schroeder

Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred…

— Ronnie Shakes

What does it say about the college co-ed Sandra Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid…

— Rush Limbaugh

People who have been prostitutes are ten times more willing to be johns than the average person. So, if you've been paid for sex…

— Annie Sprinkle

What does it say about the college coed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be…

— Rush Limbaugh

Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.

— Richard Turner

“Money rules the world, and doubtless also, here and there, the bit of love within it, and when love turns to hate, one remembers…

— Robert Walser

When the writing is going really well, whole days and weeks go by, and I suddenly realise I have all these unpaid bills and,…

— George R. R. Martin

“Worrying is a full-time job -- I wish it paid better!”

— Joseph Ohler, Jr

“No debt goes unpaid in the universe.”

— Deepak Chopra

When I was in high school, I worked at a theatre on Long Island, where I grew up, in the box office and parking…

— Stephen Schwartz

Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world.

— Pat Nixon