What clever man has ever needed to commit a crime? Crime…

A man must commit a crime at least once in his life-time. Only then will his virtue be recognized

— Girish Karnad

There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. Commit a…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we commit any crime, or do any good here, it must be in thought; for our words are few and our deeds none…

— Hannah More

If you commit a crime, you maybe have to be haunted.

— Judy Sheindlin

Many commit the same crime with a very different result. One bears a cross for his crime; another a crown.

— Juvenal

You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.

— Neil Kinnock

“Self-pity was for children and half-wits.”

— Joe Abercrombie

Half-wits talk much, but say little.

— Benjamin Franklin

(R)eality TV (is) a medium dedicated to the proposition that with the help of judicious editing, carefully chosen half-wits can hold the attention of…

— Terry Teachout

Let those find fault whose wit's so very small, They've need to show that they can think at all; Errors, like straws, upon the…

— John Dryden

Two negatives don't make a positive, any more than two half-wits make a wit.

— Neil Kinnock

To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who…

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Once I've done a crime, I just forget it. I go from crime to crime.

— Henry Lee Lucas

A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.

— Jesse Ventura

A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.

— Lucan