There ain’t a gen’lm’n in all the land – nor yet sailing…

“You can't reduce passion and flair and eating ham to numbers, sir!”

— Gideon Defoe

As an actor, if you step to the side and you look at [Thornton's performance] technically, and you try to imagine doing what he…

— Edward Norton

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham…

— Anonymous

When I was a kid, I didn't have any girlfriends. I was a very nerdy-type dude. Believe me, being a ham does not turn…

— Terry Crews

Method actors are like hams.

— Clark Gable

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

— Mary Martin

I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by Barcelona, the…

— Tom Dunne

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for…

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

But what a club West Ham are, such a big club, the supporters are fantastic.

— Jose Fonte

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away…

— Anne Lamott

In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter of cold…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory this season

— Rob Hawthorne

I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some ham. For…

— Sprague Grayden

Cameron threw her hands up in frustration. “What is this so-called ‘look’?” Whatever it was, she was going to have to start taking extreme…

— Julie James

This is football from the 19th century. It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play. A football…

— Jose Mourinho