[E]t toute la vaseline du monde n'adoucira rien.

There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.

— Richard Jeni

“As he yanked the cushions off the sofa, the tube of Vaseline flew onto the floor. Both Carter and Martin stared at it for…

— Marshall Thornton

“We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon.”

— Gitty Daneshvari

The corner is there to help you clean your cuts up and put your Vaseline on, not to throw in the towel.

— Chris Eubank Jr

You put some Vaseline under your eyes at night and under your chin, and you put a little bit on your chest and you'll…

— Tyler Perry

Genuinely ubiquitous computing spreads like warm Vaseline.

— William Gibson

You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline. Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes.

— Lil Kim

Self-care. I got that from my mom. Even if we had nothing, we were always moisturized. So much Vaseline. In the dead of winter,…

— Saint Jhn

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)…

— John Green

I'm very excited to be partnering with Vaseline because I've been a fan for years. It's products I grew up with - my mom…

— Rachel Lindsay

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.

— L. Neil Smith

My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive…

— Rachel Bilson

For day-to-day beauty, I'm a Q-tip and Vaseline kind of girl. I never leave home without Q-tips - they're a great fix for any…

— Scarlett Johansson

Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.

— Don Sutton

I started playing bass in my friend's band for some reason. It was just something I did because, well, he asked me if I…

— Jens Lekman