I might go my whole life stealing money. I got paid to…

“I told her about my revenge on Topper the attempted rapist and the guy at the transient's hotel in Brooklyn, and, finally, I told her about stealing the money. "You did what?" She sat straight up in her chair, her eyes wide, her mouth open. "Shhh." Other diners were staring at us, frozen in silent tableau, some with forks or spoons halfway to mouth. Millie was blinking her eyes rapidly. Much quieter, she said, "You robbed a bank?" "Shhh." My ears were burning. "Don't make a scene." "Don't shush me! I didn't rob a bank." Fortunately she whispered it. The waiter walked up then and took our drink order. Millie ordered a vodka martini. I asked for a glass of white wine. I didn't know if it would help, but I figured it couldn't hurt. "A million dollars?" she said, after the waiter left. "Well, almost." "How much of it is left?" "Why?" She blushed. "Curiosity. I must look like a proper little gold digger." "About eight hundred thousand." "Dollars!" The man at the next table spilled his water. "Christ, Millie. You want me to leave you here? You're fifteen hundred miles away from home you know.”

— Steven Gould

PayPal came within an inch of being shut down by regulators when they started. The feds seizing the Dwolla account and stealing the money…

— Roger Ver

I don't want to be a guy who's just sitting on the bench stealing money.

— Stephen Jackson

“I am stealing more and more money. I keep it in my top drawer beneath my underwear, along with my diaphragm and lipstick and…

— Lorrie Moore

My hacking was all about becoming the best at circumventing security. So when I was a fugitive, I worked systems administrator jobs to make…

— Kevin Mitnick

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents…

— Cameron Esposito

“Stealing money from humans is rewarding both financially and spiritually.”

— Kresley Cole

I have committed many sins in my life. But stealing money from the government, from the people, is not one of them.

— Ferdinand Marcos

“That's the funny thing about stealing money---it always seems to be the rich people who have the most of it.”

— Ari Marmell

I think it's a travesty that the NBA can't just tell these guys to play basketball two days in a row. It's just a…

— Charles Barkley

I really didn't want to play basketball for the longest time, but I just wouldn't stop growing. But I always wanted to be a…

— Luol Deng

I'm living my dream, getting to play in the NBA, getting to play basketball.

— Paul George

I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…

— Jay Leno

I play basketball hard-nosed and if you're not on my team, during that 48 minutes we're enemies.

— Matt Barnes

I just started growing. And everyone said, 'You should probably play basketball.' So I said, 'All right. I'll give it a shot.'

— Anthony Bennett