I was thinking about a lot of things at that moment…

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

— Bob Saget

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just…

— Bob Ross

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that…

— Mark Twain

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

— George W. Bush

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.

— Anonymous

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.

— Mary Lasswell

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

— Emily Procter

Ant Prune was holding one of the squirrels in her hand. ‘And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with…

— Margaret Stohl

Sanchez looked at me and we locked eyes a second too long. There was nothing I could do about it. The signal went out.…

— Rick Riordan

Many people love grey squirrels, but the reality is that they are a real problem for some of our most threatened native species, like…

— Jim Knight

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

— Millicent Fenwick

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel's…

— George Eliot

Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond…

— Anonymous

As I walked in the woods to see the birds and squirrels, so I walked in the village to see the men and boys;…

— Henry David Thoreau