Birth, death . . .?’ ‘And nappies, madam. Things men don’t…

What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his…

— Dick Gregory

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

— Paul Mooney

Rane is a big help... he is a hands-on father, sometimes delightfully changing nappies.

— Koel Mallick

Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy.

— John Bunyan

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When you're a dad you get guys who say 'I don't change nappies' but really and truly everyone changes nappies.

— Dereck Chisora

Changing nappies is easy.

— Tim Henman

I changed Philip's nappies when he was a baby and did my fair share of getting up and rocking him to sleep. Bringing up…

— Les Dennis

“Some are creating innovations for other mothers, like Marlene Sandberg, who set up Naty, a biodegradable nappies company. Some are innovating for the market…

— Anonymous

“And no doubt you’re quite happy for her to slave away at the cooker, wash the nappies, get no sleep for nights on end”

— Sergei Lukyanenko

It's definitely evolved from where it started - for 'Treat Me Like Fire,' I wanted something extremely wild because I was going to be…

— Jillian Hervey

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

— Bernie Ecclestone

My dad always took to his heels when a nappy change was necessary. I am so much looking forward to our child. It is…

— Bernie Ecclestone

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

— Navjot Singh Sidhu

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

— Ian Botham