The weights and measures of a marriage; we know things but…

Sometimes the manager says one thing and does another thing!

— Claudio Ranieri

“In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done, quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.”

— Anonymous

“When someone says, “One last thing,” it never is. Unless they die right after speaking. Make sure that they do. 
Check their pulse to…

— Jarod Kintz

“On the evening of the third day, I can feel him looking at me. He has a funny expression on his face, like he’s…

— Christina Baker Kline

You’re insane, you know that?” he says. “It’s the only thing keeping me afloat,” I say.

— Lauren DeStefano

He says one thing and does another. Hes a hypochondriac. -Shawn

— Boy Meets World

Give me a man who says this one thing I do, and not those fifty things I dabble in.

— Dwight L. Moody

Every movie I've ever made says the same thing. They all find comedy in people trying to live their lives without any rules.

— Paul Morrissey

Nature never says one thing, Wisdom another. [Lat., Nunquam aliud Natura aliud Sapientia dicit.]

— Juvenal

“Truth can be cruel,” he says. “Yet it is the only thing”

— Pierce Brown

Every barrel racer says the same thing

— Anonymous

Hillary Clinton says one thing herself, but she has other people who are floating her plans.

— Jill Stein

Live strong is exactly I guess what it says. It's one thing to live, but it's another thing to live strong, to attack the…

— Lance Armstrong

It's funny how certain objects convey a message - my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass…

— David Sedaris

“Be still!” the Head Isle-Man said roughly, for he knew, as did most of them, that a wizard may have subtle ways of telling…

— Ursula K. Le Guin