I do wish Slumtrimpet could do something about undermining…

“I have never felt more ridiculous. If this is what it means to be a woman I am not the slightest bit interested.”

— Libba Bray

Be neither too early in the fashion, nor too long out of it, nor too precisely in it; what custom hath civilized is become…

— Francis Quarles

There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person…

— Augusten Burroughs

Cultivate the habit of thinking ahead, and of anticipating the necessary and immediate consequences of all your actions… Likewise in your pleasures, ask yourself…

— Lord Chesterfield

My rule is, when you are unhappy, think about it. But when you're happy, don't. Why spoil it? You're probably happy for some ridiculous…

— Richard P. Feynman

It's very important to me that people accept me as a transgendered female. But it's ridiculous to a lot of people and I understand…

— Alexis Arquette

We would go to photo sessions and it was just the most ridiculous stuff. It was like, 'Here, lick on these lollipops.' And we're…

— Charlotte Caffey

I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars.

— Sebastian Thrun

Behind many acts that are thought ridiculous there lie wise and weighty motives.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion…

— Voltaire

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

— Charles Shackleford

This face. What is it like to wake up to this face?

— Giuliana Rancic

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and…

— Chelsea Handler

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,…

— Lenny Bruce

Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that…

— Trisha Yearwood