red veins in his cheeks that suggested a lifetime of heavy…

Now taking applications for summer flings. Job requirements include heavy drinking, daily naps in the sun, and long nights with little sleep.

— Anonymous

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

— Charles Barkley

The only result my father got for his money was the certainty that his son had laid faultlessly the foundation of a system of…

— Flann O'Brien

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses.…

— David Lee Roth

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

— Ricky Gervais

“For whatever reason, heavy drinking at once intensified and deadened the Dreams. The way they slurred into one another made them seem less immediate,…

— R. Scott Bakker

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking?…

— Martin Amis

“Booze and Your Boys Hoping to toast some big baby news soon? You might want to consider swapping your accustomed toasting beverage before that…

— Heidi Murkoff

“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading”

— Peter Griffin

A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across…

— Matthew Diamond

“It is as if a man were asked, 'What is the use of a hammer?' and answered, 'To make hammers'; and when asked, 'And…

— G.K. Chesterton

Then the old man's face hardened. "What about you young man?" he asked flatly. "Would you like to get what you deserve?" Jones let…

— Andy Andrews

The man who is asked by an author what he thinks of his work is put to the torture and is not obliged to…

— Samuel Johnson

Only once have I been made mute. It was when a man asked me, 'Who are you?'

— Khalil Gibran