I always had funny stories to tell, but my family members…

My dad was a doctor, and he would tell us a lot of nasty, funny stories from the hospital. It was funny to me…

— Ali Wong

I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.

— Lil Jon

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

— Jeff Kinney

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny…

— Matt Groening

My dad is a storyteller. I've heard his funny stories 500 times, but I would never stop him because he tells them so brilliantly…

— Sarah Millican

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

I start writing songs first as an entertainer, and I like funny stories that wrap up with dignity.

— Jens Lekman

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

— Beverly Cleary

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You…

— Bruce Campbell

“You even used to make up funny stories about those poor little lost creatures of yours. Remember Bob, the squirrel banker who forgot to…

— Kimberly Derting

“And you don't even know my family. We're like rabies, we fester, make you go crazy, and most of the time, my mother is…

— Inda Herwood

If I should die tonight, tell my family I love them. Only because it is what they want to hear.

— Anonymous

“Go home and tell your family you love them. Tell them ten times, a hundred times. Do it while you can. And if we…

— Sylvain Neuvel

Tell me about your family," I said. And so she did. I listened intently as my mother went through each branch of the tree.…

— Mitch Albom

I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends I'm like a kid.

— Shahrukh Khan