It was funny, Richard Sharpe thought, that there were no…

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as…

— Joe Rogan

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.

— Lyn Nofziger

“Let the enemy try conclusions with me and the vultures shall gorge themselves with his flesh and the ants shall fatten on his blood. [137]”

— Sol T. Plaatje

Doctinaires are the vultures of principle. They feed upon principle after it is dead.

— David Lloyd George

“The others moved in like a wake of vultures, ready to devour their prey. she had seen it on television once. 'Scavengers,' Tatinek called…

— F.C. Malby

“His legs withered. His stomach stretched taut as a drum. His skin erupted in watery pustules: whichever way he turned was agony. Phosphorescent centipedes…

— Bruce Chatwin

There's vultures out here. You need to listen and learn.

— Tionne Watkins

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures.

— Malcolm Muggeridge

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

— Homer

“Vultures often seem exceptionally kind and warm at first. They want to fix you and absorb your problems. They are fascinated by your struggles.…

— Peace

I may look happy, but honestly dear, the only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear. I see the…

— Bring Me The Horizon

“Riches draw friends as corpses draw vultures”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

“When the lion falls the lesser beasts move in: the jackals and the vultures and the feral dogs.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Awoke to find three vultures sitting on the fence. Realizing they were a portent of impending death I shot them.”

— Bridget Allison

“Blood is everywhere.. Vultures take shelter beneath the tanks; for the fumed sky is unsafe for their avian flight to prey on the Palestinian…

— Munia Khan