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But I am scared. Everybody's scared." "You know what I…

“But I am scared. Everybody's scared." "You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward scared, like if you never went to begin with. But with everything you've done nobody's going to doubt you." Then she made a somewhat frantic speech about a website she found that listed how certain people…” quote by Ben Fountain
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““But I am scared. Everybody's scared." "You know what I mean, like scared scared. Like coward scared, like if you never went to begin with. But with everything you've done nobody's going to doubt you." Then she made a somewhat frantic speech about a website she found that listed how certain people had avoided Vietnam. Cheney, Four education deferments, then a hardship 3-A. Limbaugh,4-F thanks to a cyst on his ass. Pat Buchanan, 4-F. Newt Gingrich, grad school deferment. Karl Rove, did not serve. Bill O'Reilly, did not serve. John Ashcroft, did not serve. Bush, AWOL from the Air National Guard, with a check mark in the "do not volunteer" box as to service overseas. "You see where I'm going with this?' "Well, yeah." "I'm just saying, those people want a war so bad, they can fight it themselves. Billy Lynn's done his part.””

Ben Fountain

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The passage satirically lists political figures' draft exemptions to argue that war enthusiasm can be driven by personal ambition rather than genuine patriotism.

In simple terms: War support can stem from self‑interest.

Key Takeaway

Question motives behind war advocacy.

Themes

politics war hypocrisy motivation

Mood

skeptical ironic

Type

satire political commentary

When to use this quote

  • political debates
  • media analysis
  • civic education

Key Concepts

moral inconsistency public persuasion

Practical Applications

  • critically evaluate leaders' war rhetoric
  • promote transparent service records

Questions to Reflect On

  • What evidence is needed to assess a leader’s true stance on war?
  • How does selective reporting affect public trust?
A Different Perspective

The anecdotal list may oversimplify complex personal histories, risking unfair character judgments.

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