You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his…

— Christina Engela

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw…

— James Patterson

“No! He tried to shout out but the water surged into his mouth and lungs choking his cry. Then darkness. And nothingness. Always the…

— James L. Rubart

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

— Demetri Martin

When your rage is choking you, it is best to say nothing.

— Anonymous

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.”

— Jarod Kintz

The truth is always hard to swallow if you're choking on your pride. Love the one you've got, and appreciate who you have, you…

— Kemmy Nola

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

— Anonymous

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking…

— David Letterman

The truth is hard to swallow when you're choking on your pride.

— Anonymous

I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’

— John Mayer

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry…

— Leo Tolstoy

“I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke.”

— Craig Matthews

“Nora-leggo it's choking me!! ow!”

— Kazunari Kakei

“These Cro-Magnon people were identical to us: they had the same physique, the same brain, the same looks. And, unlike all previous hominids who…

— Bill Bryson