The truth is hard to swallow when you're choking on your…

“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his…

— Christina Engela

“Nora-leggo it's choking me!! ow!”

— Kazunari Kakei

“I don't think we choked this time. We never played well enough to choke.”

— Craig Matthews

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry…

— Leo Tolstoy

I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’

— John Mayer

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking…

— David Letterman

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

— Anonymous

The truth is always hard to swallow if you're choking on your pride. Love the one you've got, and appreciate who you have, you…

— Kemmy Nola

“If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.”

— Jarod Kintz

When your rage is choking you, it is best to say nothing.

— Anonymous

If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking.

— Demetri Martin

“No! He tried to shout out but the water surged into his mouth and lungs choking his cry. Then darkness. And nothingness. Always the…

— James L. Rubart

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw…

— James Patterson

“These Cro-Magnon people were identical to us: they had the same physique, the same brain, the same looks. And, unlike all previous hominids who…

— Bill Bryson

“Dirk an I tried to learn Klingon, but it sounded like we were choking on cabbage. The Neighbors called nine-one-one”

— Platte F. Clark