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“What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.”

— Stuart MacBride

There's never one "ding-dong" moment.You never know for sure if you're doing the right thing. Things don't end all at once.

— Marcy Dermansky

“Gary Bell is nicknamed Ding Dong. Of course. What’s interesting about it is that “Ding Dong” is what the guys holler when somebody gets…

— Jim Bouton

“Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.”

— Various

Well you wake up in the morning, hear the ding dong ring. You go a-marching to the table, see the same damn thing.

— Lead Belly

There's going to be a real ding dong when the bell goes.

— David Coleman

“No Finn, ya ding-dong! -Princess Bubblegum”

— Paige Moss

“Ding-dong," I said. "The bitch is dead.”

— Jennifer Estep

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

— Brian Posehn

The most important thing in life is to love what you’re dong, because that’s the only way you’ll ever be really good at it.

— Donald Trump

“One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived.”

— Joe Dunthorne

“It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.”

— Elle Casey

We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down…

— Al Madrigal

Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may…

— Joss Whedon

“It was hard to accept that the doorbell was just a dream, because I could still hear it in my memory, like the last…

— Julie Flygare