Vic Reeves

I sometimes wish I was a bit younger.

— Vic Reeves

I like to keep myself to myself. I like to stay in my house.

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I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile…

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I don't quite know what zany is. I think they should think of some new words.

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I always wear ladies' scents. I like the smell of flowers and men's scents tend to smell like burnt photocopiers.

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I live in a female-dominated household, so I'm like a partial woman myself.

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The best way to fry an egg is to let the white out so it forms a base, then drop the yellow…

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I can't be bothered with reality shows; I'd rather go and look through someone's letter box.

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On the first night it was on telly, Channel 4 had 17 complaints.

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We've never gone mainstream. Once you've been around on TV for 10 years, people will assume that you're mainstream because they recognise you.

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I've always been an early riser. Sometimes, I wake up at 4 A.M. and don't go back to sleep... My mind keeps…

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Ant & Dec have always nicked stuff off us. We met their writers, they said they just trawl our stuff and adapt…

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Out of all the isms, movements and manifestos of the 20th century, it was the Dadaists who proved the most important -…

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Within comedy, macabre is the root, and a lot of art - Goya, Bosch, Dali - is macabre. Even Van Gogh, if…

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I like to produce something every day. The easiest way to get ideas out is to put them on paper. I like…

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I think everyone has to have some kind of hiatus at some point, if only for people to get nostalgic and remember.…

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They say Ant and Dec are a double act, but they are just presenters. They read off an Autocue and they don't…

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Television was restricted by my parents. They encouraged reading more than anything. It wasn't done in a let's-get-educated kind of way, it…

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The majority of people probably think that Damien Hirst is avant-garde. Look at the amount of people who say 'What is this…

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People who aren't known for being artists do come in for criticism when they exhibit pictures. Paul McCartney, Tony Curtis, Mo Mowlam's…

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“Beatniks are a youth cult that fight against society by wearing sunglasses even in inclement weather. This signifies their dislike of 'the…

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You never, ever leave art school. It's important to keep finding inspiration. I look at YouTube videos and think, 'How would I…

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I'm not convinced that creative people have mentors because that's what makes them different; they just do their own thing. If anyone…

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When people say you can and can't say things, I don't know who's the authority on it. As long as you're kind,…

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Out Demons Out' by the Edgar Broughton Band is a good album, and they had fantastic hair - so much that you…

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I can watch dramas all day long. I like 'Ozark,' things like that.That or 'Coronation Street.' I never miss it.

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My dad worked at night so he could spend more time in the day with us. He made that effort.

— Vic Reeves

There's not really a gap between my comedy and my art; it's all the same thing.

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Most of my grudges are road-based. Parking and speeding fines.

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It was good fun being a pop singer. I had quite a laissez-faire attitude towards it which I think is why it…

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I love clothes and going to supermarkets. I spend hours walking around the aisles looking at ingredients.

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I loved my parents. There were never any rows. It was a sort of artistic, bohemian upbringing.

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I know everything there is to know about women. I believe I'm a natural-born feminist.

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I think there's an incredible luck or skill for a 45-year-old man to draw like a three-year-old.

— Vic Reeves

You hear rumours of some double-acts who can't stand each other. That can't be true. You couldn't do it.

— Vic Reeves

I've been accident-prone since I was a kid climbing trees and falling out. I've come off a few motorcycles.

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You treat your body with the disrespect that you did as a young man and it starts catching up.

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If we tried to analyse our comedy, we might stop being any good at it.

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I pretended to be dead in front of a pig once, because I heard that they snuffle you, they try and wake…

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I couldn't ever stand up in front of an audience on my own and talk to them. It would be awful; I…

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