“A bell rings and Pavlov's dog has a fucking seizure on the dance floor.” — Rachel Cohn Dance Copy Share Image
So he's worth a second shot? The more apt question, my dear, is: are you? — Rachel Cohn Chance Copy Share Image
“A department store two days before Christmas Eve is like a city in a state of siege…” — Rachel Cohn Christmas Copy Share Image
“A bum slumped in a corner seat called out, "Give the girl a dance already, ya bum!” — Rachel Cohn Dance Copy Share Image
I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator. — Rachel Cohn Code Copy Share Image
I'm liking that I can throw any kind of sentence at her without worrying it's too out there. — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“But she looks at me with this total incomprehension, like she’s watching footage of the world being blown up, and I’m the… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“I felt especially grateful now having the red Moleskine to confide in. Just knowing a Snarl was on the other side to… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“You mean I'm not lazy? No bitch, I mean you intimidate guys with a look or a comment before they can even… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“We always see the worst in our selves. Our most volnerable selves. We need someone to get close enough to tell us… — Rachel Cohn Friends Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a soulmate...and who would want there to be? I don't want half of a shared soul.… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
It's over when you decide it's over," Norah says. "When you call it a night. The rest is just a matter of… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
But she's not, and I am left to wonder on my own: How does this work, the getting to know a new… — Rachel Cohn Attention Copy Share Image
“It was about the feeling, you know? She caused it in me, but it wasn't about her. It was about my reaction,… — Rachel Cohn Love Copy Share Image
I don't see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that's so… — Rachel Cohn Action Copy Share Image
“I mean, like most guys, you carry around this girl in your head, who is exactly who you want her to be.… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
There are just lots of possibilities in the world...I need to keep my mind open for what could happen and not decide… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“Villains made no special guest appearances in our Once Upon A Time story games. They scared Laura and bored me, so instead… — Rachel Cohn Heroines Copy Share Image
“Dash is getting very frisky in here with me, Mark." What I wanted to say was I wish Dash was getting frisky… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“I also feel fairly confident that the original Texaco Salvatore was a good family man, with perhaps a propensity for wearing his… — Rachel Cohn Family Copy Share Image
“What’s the one thing we want when it comes to the people we love? Time. And what’s the scariest thing about how… — Rachel Cohn Fear Copy Share Image
“Whoever invented adding melted cheese over starchy goodness was surely the most brilliant human ever.” — Rachel Cohn Food Copy Share Image
Books. I'd probably spend all my time alone and lost in books if I could. It's easier that way. — Rachel Cohn Alone time Copy Share Image
“Don’t do it for the sake of doing it, but don’t wait for a fantasy, either.” — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
How come princesses always have some huge flaw that can cause their downfall? — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
There. I've said everything I wanted to say without actually having to use the words "please stay — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
“I know there was no God waiting for her, because no God could have let her find Him this soon.” — Rachel Cohn God Copy Share Image
I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List) — Rachel Cohn Funny Copy Share Image
Can we try to be wise with each other for a very long time? — Rachel Cohn Being wise Copy Share Image
“Without Laura here, food is the only thing I love that loves me back.” — Rachel Cohn Food Copy Share Image
“I know this is the wrong choice. But it feels like the only choice. So I make it.” — Rachel Cohn Choice Copy Share Image
Somewhere between a friend and acquaintance—a frequaintance, as it were. — Rachel Cohn Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“Jealousy hot flashes through my body, a thunderbolt crashing through.” — Rachel Cohn Hot flashes Copy Share Image
