Mike Tyson

I just want to conquer people and their souls.

— Mike Tyson

Sometimes, the people we invest the most time in disappoint us the most.

— Mike Tyson

I'm a bad guy. But if I was a good guy, nobody would want to pay to see me fight.

— Mike Tyson

He was crying in there, making woman gestures.

— Mike Tyson

I felt the same fear in my first fight as I did in my last fight. It never goes away.

— Mike Tyson

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

— Mike Tyson

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

— Mike Tyson

Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.

— Mike Tyson

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.

— Mike Tyson

I'm many things: I'm a convicted rapist, I'm a hell-raiser, I'm a father, a loving father. I'm a semi-good husband...I'm pretty much…

— Mike Tyson

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

— Mike Tyson

You have to compete in life because if you don't have no competition - no competition, no spirit, you know, you'll fall…

— Mike Tyson

That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.

— Mike Tyson

I want someone to attack me. No weapons. Just me and him. I like to beat men and beat them bad

— Mike Tyson

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.

— Mike Tyson

The most important thing in the world for show business, really, you know everything's a high-tech business, but what people want now…

— Mike Tyson

Back when I was a kid, I never liked the kind of kids that my kids have become. They're privileged and have…

— Mike Tyson

When I was young, I thought I was a god. Now, I just basically work on staying humble. My priorities changed. Just…

— Mike Tyson

Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have…

— Mike Tyson

I think the reality of prison is you don't get anything unless you want it in there. Whatever happens to you in…

— Mike Tyson

I like entertaining people. I like being on stage. I like being in the life. This is what I do. This is…

— Mike Tyson

I was blessed with speed and a good punch. Everybody thinks I'm the hardest puncher ever. But I just think I was…

— Mike Tyson

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy, but you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting…

— Mike Tyson

Everyone says "I wish I was in your shoes...", the hundreds of people that wish they were in my shoes don't know…

— Mike Tyson

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.

— Mike Tyson

They called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse.

— Mike Tyson

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.

— Mike Tyson

If you're not humble, life will visit humbleness upon you.

— Mike Tyson

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.

— Mike Tyson

I feel like sometimes that I was not meant for this society.

— Mike Tyson

Treat the world the way you want to be treated.

— Mike Tyson

I'm a vegan. I lost 150 pounds because of being a vegan.

— Mike Tyson

Friendth, Romanth, countrymen, lend me your earsth.

— Mike Tyson

I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.

— Mike Tyson

I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

— Mike Tyson

Common sense is so very simple but very difficult to grasp.

— Mike Tyson

Fighting is a sport if you're not humble it's going to bring humbleness to you.

— Mike Tyson

I'm not a good-looking guy. I don't care if my nose gets mashed.

— Mike Tyson

A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself.

— Mike Tyson

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

— Mike Tyson