There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
we are nothing more than the sum of our memories and experiences — Michael Scott Experiences Copy Share Image
The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends. — Michael Scott Best friend Copy Share Image
“True. If you tell people everything, you take away their opportunity to learn.” — michael scott Education Copy Share Image
The idea of selling a Cezanne to buy a Morisot seems explosively contentious. — Michael Scott Artist Copy Share Image
The problem with contemporary art is that no one bothers to do the research necessary to give people what they want. — Michael Scott Art Copy Share Image
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never… — Michael Scott Challenges Copy Share Image
“Tell me, storyteller, what is the greatest mistake a parent can make? -To believe that your children will be just like you” — Michael Scott Child Copy Share Image
I'm not a magician. I'am an alchemyst, a man of science, though perhaps not the science you would be familiar with. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
I have a huge music library and deliberately choose the piece of music to match the piece I'm writing. So, every book… — Michael Scott Book Copy Share Image
We had little or no emotion. We lacked the capacity to feel fear, to experience love, to enjoy the sensations of happiness… — Michael Scott Anger Copy Share Image
“Maybe we can hold the windows and doors,” Mars said doubtfully. The ruined building was little more than a shell, with no… — Michael Scott Windows and doors Copy Share Image
“There is no such thing as magic. It is a word. A silly, foolish, overused word. There is only your aura...or the… — Michael Scott Aura Copy Share Image
OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
There was no honor in war, less in killing, and none in dying. But there was true dignity in how men comported… — Michael Scott Battle Copy Share Image
“I am not talking about immortality now," Perenelle said, her Breton accent thickening. "We have lived for centuries, Nicholas, centuries. I am… — Michael Scott Death Copy Share Image
“An old gunslinger once told me that you never draw a gun unless you intend to use it, and you never—ever—tell someone… — Michael Scott Gunslinger Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way.… — Michael Scott Communication Copy Share Image
“Here it comes," Niten said. The whites of his eyes,his teeth and his tongue had turned blue. "Ready," Prometheus said. Nicholas Flamel… — Michael Scott Prometheus Copy Share Image
“What are you storing up there?" Virginia Dare yelled from the stairwell below. The immortal was outlined with a translucent green aura… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“I never traded my humanity for my long life, Doctor. I've always remembered my roots…You worked so hard to be like your… — Michael Scott Humanity Copy Share Image
“This car was speically ordered for you, Mr. Flamel." There was a pause and the voice added, "The author of one of… — Michael Scott Books Copy Share Image
Yes, money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am… — Michael Scott Albums Copy Share Image
“Mist swirled and the Spartoi closed in on the defenseless Niten. Lightning fast, one lashed out at him, catching him a blow… — Michael Scott Foreign country Copy Share Image
“I like places like this," he announced. I like old places too," Josh said, "but what's to like about a place like… — Michael Scott Old places Copy Share Image
“If you were extremely unlucky, the forest spiders would get to you first and lay their eggs in you.” “Why is that… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“If you tell people everything you take away their opportunity to learn.” — Michael Scott Education Copy Share Image
“A demonstration is more than worth a thousand words.” — Michael Scott Demonstration Copy Share Image
People are dying who haven't had that opportunity to say yes to the Lord. — Michael Scott Death Copy Share Image
