It's wrecked, our relationship is smashed, and we don't have to pretend anymore. — Lauren Barnholdt Relationship Copy Share Image
Sometimes people do things that are complicated. For complicated reasons. — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Usually the hard stuff you’re forced to do makes you learn a lot. — Lauren Barnholdt Education Copy Share Image
The thing about me and books is that whichever one I’m reading always reminds me of whatever’s happening in my life during… — Lauren Barnholdt Book Copy Share Image
“And that's when I realize the thing about the truth. It always comes out, no matter what you do.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now. — Lauren Barnholdt Age Copy Share Image
You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive. — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“In my mind, I still think of him as being a cheater. Otherwise he just met some girl he liked better, and… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
I prefer to subscribe to that whole, “everything happens for a reason” theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“And Hannah?" he says. "Don't beat yourself up too much. You know, about the whole Noah thing. Sometimes it happens.” — Lauren Barnholdt Noah Copy Share Image
“I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another. And I didn't even get to have any fun… — Lauren Barnholdt Broken hearted Copy Share Image
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows… — Lauren Barnholdt Attitude Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that… — Lauren Barnholdt Honest Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email… — Lauren Barnholdt Two way street Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Because sometimes when someone is telling you something really important, it’s best to just let there be silence, to really think about… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in… — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
“I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Silence. At this point, I expected Corey to say something like, "Jen? I don't know. Jen who?" or "Jen? I have a… — Lauren Barnholdt Every night Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan.… — Lauren Barnholdt Books Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“a) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left… — Lauren Barnholdt Breakup Copy Share Image
“Oh, geez." Noah feigns that I've shot an arrow into his cchcest and falls on the ground. "You''re killing mme, Hannah, you''re… — Lauren Barnholdt Killing Copy Share Image
“An asshole who sometimes pretends to be nice totally has the ability to suck you back in, making you think that you… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“What if you didn't have time to draw them on one day? Or what if it rained and your eyebrows started dripping… — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
No matter how much you tell yourself you're over someone, your heart knows the truth. — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
You should never start thinking about 'what might have been,' and you should also never start thinking about another boy when you're… — Lauren Barnholdt Boys Copy Share Image
My eyes are a little blood shot from crying, and my hair's messy. But other than that i don't look like someone… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“But when I look at him, his face is surprised, like it should be obvious. "Now," he says, "we figure it out… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You don't know what you're talking about," he says. "And you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I stare at him in awe. "That was an amazing amount of distillation." "Yeah, well, I'm an amazing distiller.” — Lauren Barnholdt Distillation Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows that you should never wreck your life for a boy, and especially not one that you meet while you're in… — Lauren Barnholdt High school Copy Share Image
“I put my own feelings before what was right for you, for us. And I shouldn't have done that. Seriously, I fucked… — Lauren Barnholdt Feelings Copy Share Image