Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Doctor Copy Share Image
Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale. -Juno — Juno (The Movie Legend Copy Share Image
My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Children Copy Share Image
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie Dream big Copy Share Image
Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Liberty bell Copy Share Image
Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually. — Juno (The Movie Juno Copy Share Image
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey… — Juno (The Movie Baby Copy Share Image
Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background.… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about… — Juno (The Movie Health Copy Share Image
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she… — Juno (The Movie Art Copy Share Image
You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.… — Juno (The Movie Bad mood Copy Share Image
Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there… — Juno (The Movie Marriage Copy Share Image
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans… — Juno (The Movie Parenting Copy Share Image
Bren MacMacGuff: Juno, by any chance did you throw up in my urn? Because there was this funky blue shit in it.… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused… — Juno (The Movie Technology Copy Share Image
I've been thinking. I was thinking, I could, like, have this baby and, and give it to someone that, like, totally needs… — Juno (The Movie Baby Copy Share Image
You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much… — Juno (The Movie China Copy Share Image
![“Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/07a/juno-the-movie-20691_quote_juno-showing-ultrasound-photo-it-s-a-bab_1170013.jpg)
![“Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/e61/juno-the-movie-20691_gaze_juno-can-t-we-just-like-kick-this-old-sc_307593.jpg)
