Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it. — Joey Comeau Death Copy Share Image
“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.” — Joey Comeau End is near Copy Share Image
Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real. — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an… — Joey Comeau Astronaut Copy Share Image
Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.) — Joey Comeau Chaos Copy Share Image
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.” — Joey Comeau Foreign language Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“I want something from her, but I don’t know what it is. I guess that means sex. ” — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still… — Joey Comeau Don't fall in love Copy Share Image
“Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is… — Joey Comeau Color Copy Share Image
“Wait, wait, wait,” he said, and everyone stopped to listen. “This is about those children I murdered, isn’t it?” He laughed. “Listen,”… — Joey Comeau Children Copy Share Image
“She wears glasses that are not too small. I wish I was a girl like that. I wear contact lenses because glasses… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone’s ass. ” — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.” — Joey Comeau Fire Copy Share Image
“Oh, thank goodness you’re here,” the priest said. “I think this poor boy tried to kill himself with a sledgehammer.” — Joey Comeau Poor boy Copy Share Image
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
