Jesse Eisenberg

All of my pleasures are guilty, but that's just the way I'm wired.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I write plays instinctively. I don't like writing movie scripts.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Don't be a hero, live to fight another day.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I feel equal parts lucky and scared anytime I get a job.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Poor people are gross and they 'smell bad

— Jesse Eisenberg

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Depression, if it's an unconsciously elected experience, is a luxury.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Devils don't come from hell beneath us, they come from the sky.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I just can't - I can't exist in normal group situations. A classroom, where you have to sort of jockey for position,…

— Jesse Eisenberg

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

— Jesse Eisenberg

As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I prefer playing characters that are going through turmoil. Most movie characters are just in service to the story.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I'm not on Page Six, because I don't have anything salacious happening in my life... unfortunately.

— Jesse Eisenberg

In New York, everybody is their own celebrity, so they're not so interested in other people.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I get very homesick, but otherwise it's a great privilege to get to travel for work.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I purposefully isolate myself from anything that has to do with any press. I don't read any press about myself.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Who is this guy who is really shaping a large part of the socialization of the world? It is interesting to read…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I have a lot of personal anxieties and Ive realized that playing a character stuck in a life-or-death situation like this allows…

— Jesse Eisenberg

When you do a play, you have the kind of nightly feeling of accomplishment. But you also have the daily dread of…

— Jesse Eisenberg

My job when I'm acting in a movie is very limited to playing a role. I'm not evaluating somebody. I'm only evaluating…

— Jesse Eisenberg

In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I grew up in an apolitical household. I never left the country. When I became an adult, I started traveling and became…

— Jesse Eisenberg

Working in the arts, you see people who come from terrible circumstances and who, for whatever reason, have incredible talent. But of…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already…

— Jesse Eisenberg

My hope is to never act again and just do press.

— Jesse Eisenberg

The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Who walks around proud of things they've done? That's an obnoxious quality.

— Jesse Eisenberg

In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I don't go to movies, I don't own a television, I don't buy magazines and I try not to receive mail, so…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I'm hardly the most notable person in 'Zombieland.' The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.

— Jesse Eisenberg

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I write all the time because I'm lonely. When you're acting, you're working every day all day. But then you have long…

— Jesse Eisenberg

Actors dread working with studios because they dictate what you do in a way that independent movies can't.

— Jesse Eisenberg

I have a job that requires me to be in the public eye in the way that makes me extra careful about…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I know some amazing actors who are not mortified every moment of the day, so my feeling is that maybe you don't…

— Jesse Eisenberg

As an actor, if I show up late somewhere or I say something that's eccentric, it's totally acceptable - not only that,…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I cried every day of first grade. In class. Which meant I ended up getting comfortable emoting in a place where it…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I'm not into music - the only music I like is musical theater, but I have every Ween album.

— Jesse Eisenberg

Nothing is harder than working with an actor who doesn't take it seriously or show up in the same way that you…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I give credence to the worst things somebody writes about me, and if somebody writes something nice, I think they're wrong or…

— Jesse Eisenberg