You know he's cheating...but you stay with him...you're a good girl...a good, stupid girl — Jerett Parker Cheating Copy Share Image
Bitches be like that text He Sent Me >>>> .. Bitch all he said Was hi — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Depressed people know how to make themselves look happy...I do it every day... — Jerett Parker Depressed Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Apparently, everyone smokes weed...but everyone is passing drug tests too...hmmmm — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
I'll let you leave now...but no one said I'd wait for you to come back... — Jerett Parker Breakup Copy Share Image
I hate people that say they'll be there but leave you the first chance they get — Jerett Parker Hate Copy Share Image
On the Internet she look like Meagan Good but in real life she look like Chief Keef ShitIHate — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
*phone rings**Puts WEED down* EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY SAYS ONE FUCKING WORD I WILL CUT A… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Why are there girls that text back in .0008 seconds and girls that text back after about 800 days — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
That moment when you act like you're on the phone when you see someone you don't wanna talk to... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets. — Jerett Parker Childhood Copy Share Image
That moment when your parent walks into your room when you're about to talk about something you got away with... — Jerett Parker Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I look back at the shit I used to do...and I wish I could do it again...naptime was my favorite part of… — Jerett Parker Favorite day Copy Share Image
Rick Ross Screaming these niggas can't hold me back .. Forgetting the Fact his ass weighs about 998729069529032 pounds — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
That moment when the one you really want rejects you for someone THEY want — Jerett Parker Rejection Copy Share Image
If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long... — Jerett Parker School Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
That feeling you get when you see someone you like with someone that doesn't deserve them. — Jerett Parker Bitter love Copy Share Image
When you're single, they ignore you. When you're in a relationship they adore you. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Girls be begging for 12 inch dicks and they pussy only 6 inches deep...you tryna die tonight? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Don't make her cry but be there when someone else does. — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
Why the Fuck is TeamLesbian Or TeamBi almost In every Girls Bio on Twitter?.. Where the Fuck is TeamILIkeLonnngggggDick ?? — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
She a hoe cause your boyfriend want her? She scary cause she dont talk shit like y'all? She ugly cause you don't… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? Bitch you called me...Who the fuck Are you?? — Jerett Parker Annoying people Copy Share Image
There should be an entire column on social networking sites for pictures, statuses, and relationships that no one gives a fuck about... — Jerett Parker Funny Copy Share Image
Don't call me at 3am and ask me if I'm sleepin .. No I'm skydiving.. the fuck you think I'm doing? — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
