“Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!” — Jenn Cooksey Learning Copy Share Image
“Oh God, my poor baby... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it!” — Jenn Cooksey Baby Copy Share Image
“Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.” — Jenn Cooksey Battle Copy Share Image
“He and I speak the same language...we just have different accents.” — Jenn Cooksey Accents Copy Share Image
“Okay folks, what we have here is surely a never been seen before event. It looks like Satan herself has been called… — Jenn Cooksey Satan Copy Share Image
“The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get… — Jenn Cooksey Sexuality Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale.” — Jenn Cooksey Sexuality Copy Share Image
“Oh, you know...staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters… — Jenn Cooksey Death Copy Share Image
“You find out who your real friends are when you call and tell 'em you just accidentally killed a hooker and they… — Jenn Cooksey Friend Copy Share Image
“Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep… — Jenn Cooksey Good night sleep Copy Share Image
“Taking a deep breath and trying not to reveal my sudden feeling of inadequacy, I was about to come back with a… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“Tristan’s Mom: What are these? Tristan: Your granddaughters. Tristan’s Dad: Don’t worry honey, you don’t look old enough to be a mother… — Jenn Cooksey Broken home Copy Share Image
“On the wall next to the door we’d entered through was a huge floor-to-ceiling bulletin/whiteboard combo and hanging from a thumbtack on… — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
“What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?” — Jenn Cooksey Copy Share Image
