“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“You’re a darling, Keisha. If you weren’t a girl, I’d marry you.” “If I wasn’t a girl, I’d run a bloody mile… — J.L. Merrow Next time Copy Share Image
“Knut, this is Jude. Remember I told you about him? He writes poetry.” Knut looked my half-Japanese self up and down. “Haiku?”… — J.L. Merrow Haiku Copy Share Image
“Alan:I used rabbit-skin glue to size the panels. I got it from the art shop. I don’t know if they use real… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“But I know when you go to old houses, the doorways are much smaller, ’cause people were shorter then, so maybe cocks… — J.L. Merrow Doorways Copy Share Image
“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“We all walked down the street together, looking like a sort of pick-and-mix adopted family: dad, disabled mum, and two differently mixed-race… — J.L. Merrow Family Copy Share Image
“When a bloke takes you out for a meal You’d think sex would be part of the deal Not a pat on… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I never know what people want to hear when they say that stuff. And it’s not like anything about me is interesting… — J.L. Merrow Live alone Copy Share Image
“Feeling inspired, I grabbed one of Jay’s cookbooks from the kitchen shelf and flicked through until I found a recipe for something… — J.L. Merrow Food Copy Share Image
“I spent a restless night plagued with excruciating dreams of Adam sucking me off in front of Matt, Jay and my mother.… — J.L. Merrow Dreams Copy Share Image
“It was weird, ’cause there we were in Italy listening to people singing in German. The music was nice, though, and there… — J.L. Merrow Cuteness Copy Share Image
“Larry said that Michelangelo was a poof, so I wondered why he’d sculpted a guy with a really tiny cock. But I… — J.L. Merrow Artist Copy Share Image
“All right, here’s a limerick: A young martial artist called Dave Was fearless and handsome and brave He saved me from thugs… — J.L. Merrow Art Copy Share Image
“I just asked you, Alan, what was your opinion about the trend towards modernisation in the performance of the classics?" Larry's dad… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Is, er, your friend a member of college staff?" "No, Al's an artist. And, ah, he's my partner," Larry said. I like… — J.L. Merrow Art Copy Share Image
“I was thinking of Cambridge, and then I got a bit homesick for a minute, ’cause I never been this far away… — J.L. Merrow Home Copy Share Image
“Al? Is that all it is for you? You just like the way we...fuck?" I was going to say, he said "fuck"… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“But we had to stop ’cause Larry can’t throw for shit, and people in other punts were complaining about being hit by… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“A young man, when sliced up by glass From a footballer’s tragic mis-pass Said, ‘Hey, there’s no harm Done; it’s only an… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“He said, "Al, that's the stupidest question you've ever asked in your life," but I don't reckon it was. I bet I… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“You never did...anything else with Ren?" I knew he wasn't talking about me painting him and stuff. "Why would I want him… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you’re right! Our third date. We should totally have sex now!” It wasn’t my fault the waiter was walking… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“A pirate once shouted ‘Avast! I’ve caught you, you seadog, at last! Best pull out your sword— I’m coming aboard! Drop your… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Knowing Gary, he probably caught sight of one of those thick, furry sausage things they have on the end of the ropes… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“ 'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“Well, that went well,” I muttered to my cock, which had optimistically jumped up when I did. All pumped up with nowhere… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“If I really cared about Matt, I wouldn’t want him to be unhappy. And I was fairly sure that mourning the untimely… — J.L. Merrow Death Copy Share Image
“I got up and went and put my arms around him from behind, and I kissed his neck in the place that… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“I didn't think they liked me at first, but then Larry's mum said she could see I'd concentrated on my physical education,… — J.L. Merrow Education Copy Share Image
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