“There wasn’t supposed to be any bear on this island; according to Google, there wasn’t supposed to be any animal here larger… — J.A. Konrath Animals Copy Share Image
“Frank verbuchte diese Information in der Kategorie »Unnötiges Wissen« und versuchte dann, in Ohnmacht zu fallen.” — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?”… — J.A. Konrath High school Copy Share Image
As writers, we can do whatever we want to. We're only limited by our imaginations. What an amazing, incredible time to be… — J.A. Konrath Alive Copy Share Image
“God, you’re so hot, Irena. When are we going to get together, have ourselves a litter of little kiggens?” “On the first… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
“I picked up a transsexual hooker named Thor, all six feet of her, at the off ramp to Eau Claire, Wisconsin, as… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Funny Copy Share Image
“I bent over to give my hair another shake, and glanced at my boots, along with the several dozen roaches climbing up… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
