God, you’re so hot, Irena. When are we going to get…

“Vicky cost the taxpayers sixty-five million dollars, and she couldn’t predict the time an hour from now. I”

— J.A. Konrath

“We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.”

— J.A. Konrath

Never having something is different than having something and losing it.

— J.A. Konrath

Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.

— J.A. Konrath

“But after eating his one-thousandth sinner, Bob became prideful of his accomplishments, and that angered God.” “Why would that anger God?” “This was the…

— J.A. Konrath

“Chico was a small-time hustler and big-time loser who liked to bet the ponies and hit women. He was more successful at the latter.”

— J.A. Konrath

“If it takes every cent of my money, every single one of my vast resources, I’ll see to it that you never insure another…

— J.A. Konrath

“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not mean.”

— J.A. Konrath

Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown biological factor…

— J.A. Konrath

“The first snowfall of the season and everyone seems to forget, en masse, how to drive. I”

— J.A. Konrath

Every tomorrow has two handles we can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith If you can…

— J.A. Konrath

“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip. “Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.…

— J.A. Konrath

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief.

— J.A. Konrath

“Here’s a good question for you—is greatness in a person born or made?” Tom didn’t have an answer. “I think it’s a combination.” Bert…

— J.A. Konrath

“That’s why I refused. But after the media”

— J.A. Konrath