Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
To make Democracy work, you need an aristocratic democracy. To make Aristocracy work, you need a democratic aristocracy. — George Bernard Shaw Aristocracy Copy Share Image
Without music we shall surely perish of drink, morphia, and all sorts of artificial exaggerations of the cruder delights of the senses. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on… — George Bernard Shaw Gods will Copy Share Image
It is always necessary to overstate a cast startlingly to make people sit up and listen to it, and to frighten them… — George Bernard Shaw Acting Copy Share Image
“When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, wither do we turn? To the murder column; and… — George Bernard Shaw Love Copy Share Image
Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
We call the one side [of humanity] religion, and we call the other science. Religion is always right. ... Science is always… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools… — George Bernard Shaw Adoration Copy Share Image
Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
As 99 per cent of English authors and 100 per cent of American ones [authors] are just such imbeciles, managers and publishers… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
In your dread of dictators you established a state of society in which every ward boss is a dictator, every private employer… — George Bernard Shaw Boss Copy Share Image
“When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure… — George Bernard Shaw Family Copy Share Image
A newspaper, not having to act on its descriptions and reports, but only to sell them to idly curious people, has nothing… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Taking all the round of professions and occupations, you will find that every man is the worse for being poor; and the… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living. — George Bernard Shaw Honest Copy Share Image
The right to know is like the right to live. It is fundamental and unconditional in its assumption that knowledge, like life,… — George Bernard Shaw Assumption Copy Share Image
Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. — George Bernard Shaw Being irish Copy Share Image
People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them. — George Bernard Shaw Burdens Copy Share Image
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as… — George Bernard Shaw Child Copy Share Image
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out; but it catches fire again every time a child is born. Life… — George Bernard Shaw Baby Copy Share Image
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken… — George Bernard Shaw Believer Copy Share Image
Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains. — George Bernard Shaw Catholicism Copy Share Image
As an old soldier, I admit the cowardice: it's as universal as seasickness, and matters just as little. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy. — George Bernard Shaw Business Copy Share Image
The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it CEASE TO DO EVIL: LEARN TO DO WELL; but as the inscription… — George Bernard Shaw Brilliant Copy Share Image
Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization — George Bernard Shaw Civilization Copy Share Image
The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration. — George Bernard Shaw Consideration Copy Share Image
The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth. — George Bernard Shaw Beauty Copy Share Image
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“HIGGINS [aggrieved] Do you mean that my language is improper? MRS HIGGINS. No, dearest: it would be quite proper - say on… — George Bernard Shaw Language Copy Share Image
You have a choice of trusting the natural stability of gold, or the honesty and intelligence of members of government. — George Bernard Shaw Choices Copy Share Image
Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the… — George Bernard Shaw Providence Copy Share Image
Life is a disease; and the only difference between on man and another is the stage of the disease at which he… — George Bernard Shaw Differences Copy Share Image
Creation is a miracle of daily recurrence. 'A miracle a minute' would not be a bad slogan for God. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! — George Bernard Shaw Advice Copy Share Image
Everyone can see that the people who hunt are the right people and the people who don't are the wrong ones. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to punish anybody, but there are an extraordinary number of people who I might want to kill.” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
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