What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead. — George Bernard Shaw Battle Copy Share Image
The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization. — George Bernard Shaw Civilization Copy Share Image
There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. — George Bernard Shaw Earth Copy Share Image
Those who can’t change their minds can’t change anything. — George Bernard Shaw Adaptation Copy Share Image
You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. — George Bernard Shaw Art Copy Share Image
There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable. — George Bernard Shaw Accomplishment Copy Share Image
There is nothing that can be changed more completely than human nature when the job is taken in hand early enough. — George Bernard Shaw Best nature Copy Share Image
Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The man or woman who feels strong enough for two, seeks for every other quality in a partner than strength.” — George Bernard Shaw Strength Copy Share Image
Jesus remains unshaken as the practical man; and we stand exposed as the fools, the blunderers, the unpractical visionaries. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that… — George Bernard Shaw Doctor Copy Share Image
Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the… — George Bernard Shaw Death Copy Share Image
“He who has never hoped can never despair. Caesar, in good or bad fortune, looks his fate in the face.” — George Bernard Shaw Bad fortune Copy Share Image
Men get tired of everything, of heaven no less than of hell; and that all history is nothing but a record of… — George Bernard Shaw Always moving Copy Share Image
What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university… — George Bernard Shaw Adults Copy Share Image
Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen… — George Bernard Shaw Bombs Copy Share Image
An interesting play cannot in the nature of things mean anything but a play in which problems of conduct and character of… — George Bernard Shaw Actor Copy Share Image
When the horrors of anarchy force us to set up laws that forbid us to fight and torture one another for sport,… — George Bernard Shaw Anarchy Copy Share Image
Hurrah for revolution and more cannon-shot! A beggar upon horseback lashes a beggar on foot. Hurrah for revolution and cannon come again!… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“The only fundamental and possible Socialism is the socialization of the selective breeding of Man: in other terms, of human evolution We… — George Bernard Shaw Capitalism Copy Share Image
I am very subtle; but Man is deeper in his thought than I am. The woman knows that there is no such… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.… — George Bernard Shaw Art Copy Share Image
To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in the realization of… — George Bernard Shaw Brain Copy Share Image
Give me the artist who breathes it like a native, and goes about his work in it as quietly as a common… — George Bernard Shaw Art Copy Share Image
“I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the community, and as long as I live, it is my privilege… — George Bernard Shaw Community Copy Share Image
“Nothing but the natural ignorance of the public, countenanced by the inoculated erroneousness of the ordinary general medical practitioners, makes such a… — George Bernard Shaw Anti-vaccine Copy Share Image
“[T]he most elaborate code of [law]... would still have left unspecified a hundred ways in which wreckers of Communism could have sidetracked… — George Bernard Shaw Communism Copy Share Image
“Everybody has choices, Mother. The poorest girl alive may not be able to choose between being Queen of England or Principal of… — George Bernard Shaw Choices Copy Share Image
“If a woman can by careful selection of a father, and nourishment of herself produce a citizen with efficient senses, sound organs… — George Bernard Shaw Parenting Copy Share Image
It was from Handel that I learned that style consists in force of assertion. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them. — George Bernard Shaw Divine Copy Share Image
“It is the tame elephants who enjoy capturing the wild ones.” — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
Those who won't hesitate to vivisect, won't hesitate to lie about it as well. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth. — George Bernard Shaw Brain Copy Share Image
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. — George Bernard Shaw Experience Copy Share Image