“(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hector” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“No one hit my friend and lived to tell the tale. That was my new motto, and one I would forever embrace.” — Gena Showalter Friendship Copy Share Image
How do we thank an angel? Somehow I don’t think a fruit basket will do the trick." ~ Amun — Gena Showalter Angel Copy Share Image
Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“oh little piggies" thane said his voice soft yet dramatic. "such sweet treats. how you send so many women...into heat.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD." She looked away, but not before I caught the blush… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Fine," Jack said. "Kyrin's yours." Those words affected me on a deep, primal level. Mine, I thought. All mine.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“For a moment, Strider almost forgot how pissed he was with Amun and Haidee as he savored the fact that he'd just… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them… — Gena Showalter Beautiful Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Animal Copy Share Image
You speak what you believe, and you believe you’re doomed. If there’s one thing I’ve learned throughout the years, it’s that what… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
do you have to sit so close?" she asked on a ragged breath. "Yes." was his only reply. "want to tell me… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Stridey-Man: " Want 2 vaca w/me?" William: "Romantic getaway for 2? UR not my type" Stridey-Man: "I'm everyone's type. So U in… — Gena Showalter Baggage Copy Share Image
“little of the sparkle left his eyes. “You sure?” I tossed him an are-you-kidding-me frown. “Can a woman lose one hundred and… — Gena Showalter Marriage Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one after the… — Gena Showalter Baby Copy Share Image
William: What do you think of the fact that your home has been invaded by women? Maddox: I couldn’t be more pleased,… — Gena Showalter Credit Copy Share Image
Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Disappointment mixed with bitter acceptance flashed in her eyes. "Maybe you are real," she said. "It would require a dark side I… — Gena Showalter Acceptance Copy Share Image
“I hate this Gladiator shit," Sabin muttered. "Yes, well, where do you think the Romans learned from?" Sabin sputtered for a minute.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“That’s my cousin, dickwad,” Agent Jaxon Tremain said from Hector’s left. Had Whacky Jacky been next to Dallas, he would have drilled… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
No.” He wouldn’t lie about that. Not to her. And not because she’d rip him to pieces when she discovered the truth.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“You really don’t mind that I can learn everything about you so easily?” “As I don’t plan to keep secrets from you… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Yes, you make yourself useful, angel boy. Meanwhile, I’ll be in the bathroom.” William’s jet-black hair was dripping wet and plastered to… — Gena Showalter Angel Copy Share Image
“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty… — Gena Showalter Humor Copy Share Image
“She stared at him for a long while, not speaking, not moving. Finally she said, "You want the truth, I'll tell you.… — Gena Showalter Truth Copy Share Image
What were you chanting when you gave me your blood?” “More of my vampire magic. I cast a healing spell to aid… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Ready to have some fun?” She didn’t give him time to answer. Weighed down with the chains, she flashed to a busy… — Gena Showalter Fingers crossed Copy Share Image
