“I'm going to make you so happy, Drew Evans." "You already have. After this? Heaven's going to be a major disappointment.” — Emma Chase Heaven Copy Share Image
“Happy ending aren't just for royalty. Happy ending are for all of us.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I told you how I grew up. I never had to share my toys; I don’t plan on sharing my clients. Ask… — Emma Chase Sharing Copy Share Image
“I sleep naked, by the way. You should try it. If you haven’t slept naked, you haven’t lived. But that’s beside the… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Where's a stray bullet from a random drive-by shooting when you need one?” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I've never known my mother to be wrong. About anything. So at this moment, her opinion is my most valuable resource.” — Emma Chase Mother Copy Share Image
“Ellie jumps out of her chair. “I knew it! He’s Jerry McGuiring you! He’s Jerry McGuiring you, because you complete him!!” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“As she starts to speak, my mind is suddenly filled with every hot-teacher fantasy I’ve ever had. They’re playing out in my… — Emma Chase Psychology Copy Share Image
“I can take a joke,” she tells me, sounding insulted. “Yeah? When?” “When it’s not being delivered by a childish jackass who… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’ll save her. Because that’s who I am. That’s what I do. Why I’m here – the only reason I’m here. And… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“So Mackenzie, have you decided what you want to be when you grow up?" "Yep. I wanna be a princess. And i… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Every healthy man in the world wakes up with a stiffy. A fatty. Morning wood. I’m sure there’s some medical explanation for… — Emma Chase Health Copy Share Image
“Even just the thought her…God. I may end up being the first man in history capable of masturbating without touching himself. Look,… — Emma Chase History Copy Share Image
“Once again, to the ladies out there—here’s a fact for you: Men pretty much have sex on the brain twenty-four-seven. The exact… — Emma Chase Brain Copy Share Image
“if they say they're sorry, she should give them a second chance. Not a third or a fourth... but you told her… — Emma Chase Chance Copy Share Image
“That’s because stacked on and around her desk, in neat skyscraper-high columns, are books. About three dozen of them. For a moment,… — Emma Chase Books Copy Share Image
“I woke up and you weren’t here.” Her eyes drift over my arms and chest, laden with weaponry. “What are you doing?”… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The… — Emma Chase Alcohol Copy Share Image
“How many wives have told their husbands, “I’m fine,” when they really mean, “I want to cut your balls off with a… — Emma Chase Marriage Copy Share Image
“So many mistakes and missed chances. Do you feel it too? And I’m sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. I sink down to… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much… — Emma Chase English language Copy Share Image
“Fuck my ass!” And I choke on my own spit. “What did you just say?” She turns from standing in front of… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“You're a stay-at-home mom. Which is very commendable, don't get me wrong. But she should be exposed to career women too. And… — Emma Chase Stay Home Copy Share Image
“Christ, I’m tired. I need sleep. I need peace. I need for my balls to not be so blue they’re practically purple.… — Emma Chase Best friend Copy Share Image
“Lady Sarah gazes at Henry’s shiny shoes, her face heartbroken. “Do you ever think . . . that perhaps you should be… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“The Queen inhales deeply. “Nothing I have attempted has improved the situation. What do you suggest, Nicholas?” “He needs space to .… — Emma Chase Space Copy Share Image
“Mr. Haverstrom closes the door, leaving Patrick and me alone in the hallway. Pat smiles slickly, leaning in toward me. I step… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I’m taking her to The Horny Goat, Agent St. James, not charging into battle. You and the rest of security are welcome… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Our eyes finally meet—he’s still staring at me, lips parted. And I can’t get a read on his expression. As the moments… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I want you to move in here with me. I want to fall asleep with your hair in my face every night.… — Emma Chase Every morning Copy Share Image
“In record time, I’m out of the shower, hair dripping, my T-shirt sticking to my still-damp body, running out the door to… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Now that my head has been removed from its weeklong vacation up my ass,” — Emma Chase Long vacation Copy Share Image
“Siempre ve a la cima. ¿Te lo había dicho? ¿No? Bueno ahora te lo estoy diciendo.” — Emma Chase Amor Copy Share Image
“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.” — Emma Chase Feminism Copy Share Image
“It was pretty badass, if I do say so myself. “That was pathetic,” Logan says. Everyone’s a critic. I make a face… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
