City folk think these beavers are cute and cuddly animals, but they are destructors. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Animal Copy Share Image
I need to take a leak but there ain't no cracks in this building. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
When a man the size of Martin becomes combustible, Oh, it's a dangerous situation! -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Trying to make wine with no grapes, do you believe in miracles? -Jas — Duck Dynasty Believe in miracles Copy Share Image
Hey, I know I broke the sword, but hey, Jase put it in my back. Good-ness. -Si — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
I think our culture needs more grandpas ridin along with grandson and girlfriend. -Phil — Duck Dynasty Grandparents Copy Share Image
Work hard. Nap hard. Hey, that's what I always say, Jack. -Si — Duck Dynasty Work hard Copy Share Image